Why is my philtrum so damn hairless?
Seriously. The rest of my face is really hairy except for that desolate wasteland below my nose. I’m jus’ sayin’.
So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways. All my underdogs,...– Alecia Moore
I had sex with a guy last night. Whilst the girlfriend was asleep next to me.
My philosophy on life used to be “You’ve got to try everything in life except hard drugs and gay sex.” Now it’s just “You’ve got to try everything in life.” I’m sure that guy last night wanted to marry me. I found a lesbian to run away with. They’re always good to talk to. Then I had sex in a bus shelter (with a female). And stole an...
Washing clothes is a tedious task.
That is all I have to say on the matter…